WEEK-47 SKY FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL

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WEEK-47 SKY FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL


COLUMNS / Puchcha   /   Mar 23, 2015
Devika Seth
Devika Seth
She studied English literature and graduated from the University of Delhi. She seeks to pursue a successful career in the field of literature. She is also a trained Odissi dancer and has debuted as a poet in ‘When Cupid Struck its Arrow.’

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Wassup guys,

India! India! India! Woah man! We haven’t lost even a single match so far. Is this a dream? If yes, then wake me up only after the World Cup is in Dhoni’s hands. Now ‘mauka’ seems entirely ours. Now we own Quarter Finals too. Because, Bangladeshis don’t know that in India at 302 (section 302, I mean) one gets hanged till death.” If you know what I mean. ;-)

Rahul baba is finally back from his extended sabbatical. And look at me, the poorest soul on this earth. I don’t even get to rest on weekends. 4th sem exams are approaching and I don’t know even a single word. I have to study as well as work. Trust me, I feel that I should be out for brain searching.

But guys, I am sure Congress’ anthem for the day he must be back would have been, “baharo phool barsao” or “baharo FOOL barsao”. And now he has so much to catch up on. After hearing about Manmohan Singh being summoned for “Coalgate Scam”, I think that he may be soon found marching to the gates of “Colgate” in protest with slogans about renouncing the toothpaste.

I know it is a hypothetical situation, but as I always say that anything can happen in politics. Don’t believe me? What would you say after the incident in which Jameela Prakasam from UDF bit Congress Legislator K Sivdasan Nair right in the middle of Kerala Assembly. And guys, here we have our very own “Lady Suárez”, who knows how exactly one should attack with teeth and nails, and take philosophical words way too seriously. I mean, why go metaphorical when you can take things in their literal meaning. It is too mainstream you know.

But I think that Congress should brace themselves as more bites may be coming their way. Since Manmohan Singh was mute for a decade and now he is stuck in a scam, you never know, when he loses it and bites Rahul Gandhi.

When I was on the way to lose it, Riya asked me, “How is your preparation going?”

“Ask me if it is going on at all,” I replied.

“I hope you are not planning to flunk. Then all your big dreams will be flushed.”
I told her how my dad confiscated my bike at the time of last sem. This time I don’t know what all will be snatched away from me. And look at those parents in Bihar, they are so dedicated to their kids that they literally climbed up the wall and passed answer chits. On the other hand, I am in a condition to look for alternate career options.

May be I should start considering the job of a peon in a government office or a political party. Some under the table work will make my future shine bright for sure. But dude, not in AAP at all. On one hand, they promised to create job opportunities. On the other, they are chucking out all peons from their office. “Berozgari badhane walo, janata maaf nahi karegi.”

Anyway, before I go berserk with my exam and work pressure, and get inspired by Suárez, I should better leave and safeguard my things and future.

Ciao!

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