WEEK-45 SKY ON HIS SABBATICAL

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WEEK-45 SKY ON HIS SABBATICAL


COLUMNS / Puchcha   /   Mar 04, 2015
Devika Seth
Devika Seth
She studied English literature and graduated from the University of Delhi. She seeks to pursue a successful career in the field of literature. She is also a trained Odissi dancer and has debuted as a poet in ‘When Cupid Struck its Arrow.’

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Hi guys!

I think VJ should start wearing devil horns on her head.  At least, that will act as a disclaimer that she is as evil as Satan. She may even surpass him. This girl is so much obsessed with the wedding thingy that she cannot do anything but to avenge me. And dude, she really got me this time.

I mean so much has happened after that. How can someone ignore 3/3 victories of India in World Cup. Alright, if she doesn’t  have interest in Cricket then the coalition of BJP and PDP is a big news. Right after taking the charge as the CM of Delhi, Kejriwal stood up to his promise of slashing down the price of water and electricity. This man is proving to be the man of actions. So is VJ. I mean WOMAN of actions. She needs her mind to be distracted.

The other day, boss was not in the office, neither was Riya. Or she would have saved me from falling into VJ’s trap. Anyway, she came to me and said that I am gonna be loaded with a new task, i.e., writing movie reviews. Since I am a complete movie buff, so boss thought that I would be perfect. Oh man! Was I happy. Without investigating any further, I asked her when and where I have to go. She told me that tickets have been booked for me. I just have to collect it from the counter.

Leaving every damn thing in the world, I left for the movies.  I’ll say it again; I did not check any goddamn thing. I collected the ticket and walked towards the hall blindly. And then, the movie started.  It was- MSG: Messenger of God. Why on this earth sir would ask me to review this movie? I so much wanted to walk out, but it did not seem a good option.

After watching the movie, trust me guys, I have lost faith in humanity. And there was a moment when I fell short of face-palms.

Now I feel so depressed that I want to run away and hibernate somewhere until my faith in humanity is restored. Or a better idea: I could ask Rahul Gandhi to take me along to his sabbatical. Nobody would know where I am until or unless I want to. Even if someone notices us, nobody would even care.

I reached back office and the happiness on her was hell of a scene. Then I smelled the conspiracy to ruin my peace. Can she read my mind? But at that moment she did. “Sky, I can see the deep impact of the movie on you. Why don’t you take a SABBATICAL LEAVE like Rahul Gandhi?” she said. This girl is haunting me now.
“You don’t have to worry about boss, I’ll cover you like Sonia Gandhi is trying to cover Rahul. I’ll be your mommy,” VJ said chuckling.

“Oh yeah, why not. You do look like a mommy,” I snapped. I am gonna have nightmares for sure. I’ll better sign off now and get myself out of trauma. Then, I will plan something to avenge her.

Ciao!

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