WEEK-44 FETCHING THE FETCH

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WEEK-44 FETCHING THE FETCH


COLUMNS / Puchcha   /   Feb 24, 2015
Devika Seth
Devika Seth
She studied English literature and graduated from the University of Delhi. She seeks to pursue a successful career in the field of literature. She is also a trained Odissi dancer and has debuted as a poet in ‘When Cupid Struck its Arrow.’

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Hi guys!

Before I say anything else, I just found out that Modi’s monogrammed suit was auctioned for Rs. 4.31 crore. Are you kidding me? If I would try to sell a suit monogrammed with my name, no one would even buy it from a thrift shop. Well, he is Modi; a tissue used by him will also be auctioned for lakhs.

Anyway, I was wondering how many couples had been married on valentine’s. I am still not over thanking God for sparing me the horror; saving me from getting married to VJ. I cannot endure even for a second, imagine me spending the entire life with her. VJ almost threatened me and said had she gotten married to me, she would have killed me.

People in the office are sick of our fights now. I can understand. After all, VJ is so annoying. But they said that the office was way quieter when I was on holiday. One thing doesn’t get into my head. Why does everybody start giving us names of people involved in the most trending fights? India-Pakistan, Kejriwal-Bedi and whatnot. Now the latest one is Manjhi-Nitish.

“You know, you two should have been taken in Mean Girls instead of Rachel McAdams and Lindsay Lohan,” said Riya. Oh no! Not that movie. I hate it from the bottom of my heart. But I think Nitish and Manjhi’s tiff is as good as “Mean Girls”. I know it must be surprising in the first place for you people to find out that how come I am even aware of the name of that silly movie. My lord, it is my sister who is the culprit.
BTW, here is a thought. If Mean Girls was to be remade in Bihar’s version, then Nitish Kumar should be starred as Regina George and Jitan Ram Manjhi as Cady Heron. And, the CM’s position should have been Aaron Samuels, both of them running after him. Or maybe Ekta Kapoor could make another thrilling sitcom starting from “K”.

Anyway, it is very strange that Nitish Kumar out of nowhere asked Manjhi to resign in the middle of the term. He shouldn’t have then given Manjhi the seat of CM in the first place. I think he tried to be another Sonia Gandhi making Manjhi, Manmohan Singh. But dude, Manjhi isn’t the man to be used as a puppet. I think Nitish now knows the meaning of “meri billi mujhi ko meow”. At least, I have got the demonstration.

So, I am sure that Bihar’s version of Mean Girls would be able to fetch more IMDB ratings than the original one.

So fetch!

Ta-da!

Cya all next week!

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