WEEK- 40 SKYCAST- BJP

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WEEK- 40 SKYCAST- BJP


COLUMNS / Puchcha   /   Jan 12, 2015
Devika Seth
Devika Seth
She studied English literature and graduated from the University of Delhi. She seeks to pursue a successful career in the field of literature. She is also a trained Odissi dancer and has debuted as a poet in ‘When Cupid Struck its Arrow.’

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Hi Guys!

You know, people in my office call me cynical. I don’t know what makes them think so. Anyway, only 10 days of 2015 have passed and I am already bored of it. It is so damn cold man. I hate winters now.

Anyway, last week I gave you Skycast of Congress. And now, it is BJP, the saffron party. BTW, do you guys have any idea how much I have to read everyday and make the report. Had I studied this much in previous semesters, I would have topped in every damn subject. But, I must tell you, these news people tell you news in the most boring way ever. And, look at me, I make it so interesting. Don’t I? B-D

So, getting back to BJP and its strategies to woo the voters. Let us see whether it is a big success or they will make a boo-boo of themselves.

1-  BJP has regularized 895 illegal colonies: Regularization of illegal colonies at the time of Delhi elections doesn’t seem to be just a coincidence. Or, does it? Why don’t I then pitch a tent in the middle of the road, stay there and let others also join me? They would regularize it just to woo us. Ahem! I mean to gain our votes no matter how the traffic gets affected by it.

2-  People are likely to be handed the party ticket if they show up at the rally with 10 buses full of supporters: Interesting! 10 buses of people and you are in? I thought you just have to volunteer and work hard to get the party ticket. Becoming a politician has been a long lost dream of mine and you guys are very well aware of it. So, why not I gather people and get the party ticket. Who knows, all of you will be voting me for the CM’s position in the next elections.

3-  Nukkad Natak to be organized from 12 Jan to expose the lies of AAP: There is no denying the fact that Kejriwalproved to be a ‘bhagoda’, but I cannot see the black money coming. Can you? Neither can I see any swacchta. In fact, betel chewing people here are so artistic and considerate that you need not bother to whitewash your outer walls, they will do it for you with some touch of modern art. So guys, how many of you are joining me to expose the BJP?

4-  Shuddhikaran prayer for Kejriwal at Rajghat as an act of Gandhigiri: BJP is either in love with Kejriwal or extremely frightened of him. But whatever the case is, they are overly obsessed with him. Wouldn’t it be a big favour on us if they purge their own mind and start working on issues which are beneficial in the real world.

Modi wave was really sweeping us off our feet, but this isn’t. So guys, wait for the next week and I'll bring the wizardly broom of AAP to sweep you off.

Ciao!

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